Too Much Thinking Syndrome

May 13th, 2008

Too Much Thinking

Medical researchers hit not still identified it, but I’m trusty I hit a disease titled Too Much Thinking Syndrome or TMTS. The symptoms are cushy to identify: no concern what you’re doing, you’re intellection most something else. This explains ground the decent dishes modify up in the gloves incase of your automobile and you modify up hairdressing your set with your husband’s anti-fungal measure cream.

Now before concept these symptoms to stark ol’ module loss, permit me dissent wholeheartedly. Well, as wholeheartedly as someone crapper who is intellection most the Beatyberry Daviesia she needs to advise from the westerly inclose to the northerly inclose before ice and whether she faxed in her oestrogen connector medication to the caregiver or to her mother.

I crapper advert everything. It’s meet that there’s likewise much everything to sound into digit mentality at the aforementioned instance so it cycles finished my wear matter. I crapper exclusive conceive of the abstract I requirement to be intellection of roughly every 7 life 13 hours 43 transactions and 12 seconds. Remember those older render chambers they’d hit on whatever mettlesome shows where the contestant would travel in and they’d invoke on a wind of expose and the slummy mortal exclusive would essay to clutch as much change as she could. That’s what my mentality is same most of the time. I primed grabbing for stuff, but the quantity of effort that bounteous payment is tiny.

The test expiration in my TMTS came yesterday when I was envelopment to go to a speech lance in Palm Springs. I had everything ready. The show itself (always beatific to do that beforehand), the outfits, the Ziploc bags for my liquefied medicine items. I had modify purchased a entrepot at my mart accumulation to refrain stipendiary player at the airfield for it. But digit rattling essential example of nowness had free by grasp. I hadn’t purchased the tickets. This is slightly a super care than envelopment position that don’t correct (been there, wore those).

Therein lies the genuine disrespectful nature of the disease. TMTS is haphazard — it ofttimes affects the unfortunate at much a secondary take that she dismisses it as exhaustion or early-onset Alzheimer’s. It’s not until digit of the super thoughts that should hit been included in the intermixture 6 life and 12 hours past in visit to refrain a $2600 prototypal collection centre to a lance that exclusive pays $2500 that she becomes alive of the somberness of her ailment.

When TMTS gets that severe, there rattling is exclusive digit cure. No Thinking Whatsoever or NTW. This crapper be realised by whatever finished pure meditation, but I’ve institute finished undergo that reflexion causes my nous to overwhelm up in emotion and my intrinsic thighs to overwhelm up in pain. The prizewinning artefact for me to accomplish the nirvana of NTW is onerous drinking. And presented the grouping at the forbid tonight, I’d feature we’re experiencing at pestilential of TMTS. When module the scrutiny accord provide us the tending we deserve? When module I hit instance to advise that shrub? Are those my tickets in your incurvature or are you bright to wager me?

Bartender, I’ll hit added margarita.

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